Ink Soup contents page!

I had an idea for an interesting solution to the contents/contributers page this time around (seeing as the last one was a bit rushed). If it's still virus themed- how about all the contributers invent a virus, do a little illustration of a microscopic image of it with their name, maybe think up a couple of symptoms. So it went like:

[picture!]

Comic title

Discovered by Dr Lambert Phd MBA (contact details)

Anyone?